A nice Hobbit inspired rap from my high school days.
We are the elves,
we don’t work for no Santa Claus,
come with us and you’ll find our cause.
We live in the woods,
and we ain’t from the hoods,
all we do is sing
with our elven king.
When we’re not singin’,
we’re eatin’ and meetin’ in the woods
but if you come we’ll hide our goods.
Now you know who we are
and you know what we do
we the elves and we rule.
Autumn Siders 