Jobs that Need to Exist if They Don’t Already

Times are rough, but when aren’t they? It’s hard to tell what is going on with the employment rates because if you are a republican only illegal immigrants are working and if you are a democrat then everyone has a job! I know the truth though, there are still plenty of people, illegal and legal both, who are in need of work. I am here to help. Here are some great jobs that need to exist if they don’t already. Find one that works for you and get workin’!

-Personal Social Media Editor: Auto-correct is just not enough for some people and we all want to express ourselves clearly. There is nothing worse than hitting “post” and realizing that you just insulted every race, gender, and sexual orientation when all you were trying to say is that Hitler wasn’t that bad of an artist.

-Professional Board Game Clean Up: You finish a game of Monopoly and realize that all of that money has to go back in the right order, the houses and the hotels, chance and community chest are everywhere. It is quite possible the clean up could be longer than the game. Call your professional clean up crew though and you will be done in no time.

-Christmas Light and General Cable Detangler: Enough said, right? You could freelance for Rapunzel too.

-Personal Secretary to Handle Telemarketers: See a number you don’t recognize? Hit ignore and it gets routed to a professional who will swindle the telemarketer. This is a great job for former telemarketers.

-Guitar Hero Band: Make a band with your buddies and invite all the world to see you play Guitar Hero! You will be a superstar in no time.

-Superhero Outfit Designer: Don’t superheroes have enough to deal with without having to worry about what they look like and how they are going to get their outfits without everyone knowing who they are? This discreet service would offer speedy delivery, wrinkle-free and stain proof material and quick repair to any damaged articles.

-Animal Crossing Guard: Children get a crossing guard and they are taught from a young age to look both ways before crossing. Who knows what kind of an education these young animals are getting from their parents? They could have been raised by wolves for all we know.