| My deepest condolences… | Your shoe will be missed but it had the best sole. |
| Happy Birthday! | I heard you really wanted a mouse this year! |
| Congratulations! | I was so excited for you I peed on the carpet. |
| A Promotion? What exciting news! | This means you can buy me more toys and treats. |
| Bon voyage… | Your house will be destroyed when you get home, bitch! |
Greeting Cards from the Animals
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Autumn Siders 