| Surprise! | I am having an affair! |
| Get Well Soon | Paper cuts are the worst. |
| I always knew you were meant for the big screen. | I hear the porn industry is great. |
| Love means going to the end of the earth for someone. | I am glad we figured out that the world is round. |
| You made it! | I didn’t think your bladder would make it to the next rest stop. |
Autumn Siders 