You know that times are tough when you are replaced by a machine. My people are apparently not happy with my work because they have brought in mouse traps. Do you know what this does to a cat? I sit up all night waiting to catch mice. I inform them when I hear one. All my time and effort goes into my job and they have the balls to replace me! I am a cat though, so I will walk away proud with my tail in the air, but let me give you a piece of my mind.
Does a mouse trap bring the mouse and lay it at your feet?
Does a mouse trap act like it is happy to see you when you come home?
Does a mouse trap scratch you and pretend like it was an accident?
Does a mouse trap vomit in your bed?
Does a mouse trap decorate your home and wardrobe in cat hair?
Does a mouse trap keep your seat warm for you when you get up and when you get back?
You think a mouse trap is so great, sleep with it instead of me!
Autumn Siders 