| Congratulations on the baby! | You look a lot skinnier now. |
| Happy Earth Day! | I bought you some property on Mars for when we finish destroying the planet. |
| April showers bring May flowers… | This is my subtle way of saying you should shower. |
| Happy Opening Day! | Just don’t bring your kids to the clubhouse. |
| *When daffodils begin to peer… | Bring out the Benadryl! |
A Spring Trip Down the Greeting Card Aisle
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Autumn Siders 