Chat Noir

To all those who wanted me to write of my travels, I’ve found a way to share my adventures in my own way. Please enjoy the first installment in The Chat Noir Chronicles. These tales are mostly, kinda, sorta true…ish.

The supermoon meant that the last few nights had been almost brighter than the day. That fact mixed with the “lazy” faire attitude I’d developed over the last month lead to me grabbing the bag of trash and heading off into the night sans flashlight.
               Luckily, my vision adjusts just enough to make out a few landmarks and the sound underfoot of rock, switching to dirt, switching back to rock provide enough of a map in my mind to find the way. The black sky, a canvas with pin-pricks reminiscent of Lite Brite stretches for miles overhead. So clear, so crisp, so dark.
               The farther I venture, away from life and towards decay, the darker it becomes. It is the kind of blackness where all the eye can see are the shadows the mind creates. My other senses dial up to eleven and make the night come alive.
               A rustle in the brush, the smell of campfire burning, the taste of coffee lingering on my tongue, smooth plastic crinkling in my hand as the trash bag sways back and forth with every step. The ground below my feet grows softer, more malleable. It still holds the last bit of moisture from a rainfall days ago. I’ve arrived at the one spot in the desert untouched by the warmth of the sun, blocked by the dumpster.
               Despite the chill in the air, the refuse still bleeds out the scents of rot and decay. Feeling my way towards the ramp, I get the strong urge to celebrate knowing I made it all this way in the dark without stumbling. I repress the urge, knowing all too well about counting chickens before they hatch.
               I take a moment to appreciate the star-speckled sky again. There is magic in the desert, in the dark, in the nothingness. What a philosophical moment as I dispose of that which I do not want or need.
               Winding up, I get ready to toss the bag and head back to warmth, and light, and tomorrow. Half-way through my swing…
               “Geez, Louise,” I say in a hushed yell.
               From the dumpster darts a black shadow, one not conjured by the mind. In one leap, the creature flies from trash to trailer and disappears just as quickly as it had appeared.
               I feel an extra beat in my chest, or maybe the lack of one. I throw away my trash and the night settles back into place.
               A rustle in the brush, the smell of a campfire burning, the taste of coffee lingering on my tongue, electricity in the air as the night envelops me.

Autumn Leaves

As I lay awake listening to the sounds of Sacramento at 4 AM (yelling, doors slamming, trucks rumbling), I had the urge to get back in my car, slam the door, rumble down the road, and yell “good-bye.” And that’s just what I did.

My travels thus far on the two-week trip had been decent bordering on great, but this one experience changed my life. I love the open road. I love seeing all Mother Nature has to offer. I even love finding functioning payphones at random rest stops across the country. But who can afford pricey hotel rooms? Better yet, who can afford to lay awake at 4 AM waiting for the other shoe to drop?

While exploring Northern California, I saw a lot of RVs traveling up and down Route 1. I’ve never camped. I’ve worked in the same place for 20 years. I’ve taken three vacations in my adult life. But on that trip, something clicked. Traveling the continent would be perfect if I could do it in my own clean and quiet space!

I wrote those paragraphs almost two years ago. Today, I am in my own clean and quiet space, a 2024 Leisure Travel Van. I have been on the open road. I have seen only a fraction of what Mother Nature has to offer. I have yet to find any functioning payphones on this trip. So far, it has been worth all the blood, sweat, tears, allergies, and trips to the mechanic (definitely get the extended warranties).

I told many people that I won’t be blogging about my adventures, and that is mostly true. A girl does have to hold her cards close to her vest. I am taking this time to finally get back to writing and publishing, so I thought I would share a little about what’s going on just so that my very few fans would know that I haven’t died. Just be grateful I don’t write series (yet) and haven’t left you hanging with the fates of well-beloved characters.

I can’t provide ETAs, but here are three projects in the works that will hopefully hit shelves sometime in 2026:
Full Circle by Kathryn Wilson I know, that’s not me. Nope, not a pen name. Guess you’ll just have to wait and see. Here’s the elevator pitch for you: the world is dying, resources are limited, and the fate of humanity rests on the shoulders of a plucky group still trying to figure out what’s happening.
Crazy in Love by yes, me This collection of short stories examines all the ways love makes us mad.
E.M. Sanchez and the Empty Eggs That’s right, E.M. and Web will return!

So, off I go to make good on my promises. I’ll leave you with a few morsels of my travels. Enjoy!