My TL;DR Post about Why I Finally Published “Not My Type” in eBook Form (Please Read It, the post and the book :)

When I first made the decision to publish my work, I decided to set some ground rules.

  1. Never have a white cover
  2. Stop if I lose money
  3. Be open to suggestions and edits, but never lose the integrity of the work
  4. Support independent bookstores and libraries

Since day one, it has pained me that my books are available on Amazon (the last time I will mention the name in this post). I do understand the ease of one-click shopping, as well as the premise — more an assumption — that there is a deal to be had, but many folks do not understand just how damaging living solely in a virtual world can be.
However, that is a conversation for another day. For those of us stuck in the past, all this technology can seem like the enemy. But what I have come to realize is that much like my ground rule of maintaining my works’ integrity, I too can edit my mentality while keeping my integrity intact.
I opted not to publish eBook editions of my writing because I wanted people to shop at their local brick and mortar stores. I wanted to reach the reader who stumbles into the stacks only to emerge hours later with a pile of books in hand. Most importantly, I wanted my books to sell because someone loved them, not because some algorithm told them to like it — or hate it.
It is true, I have worked in an indie bookstore for nineteen years. I am biased. Also true, as misanthropic as I my dark soul may be, nothing beats a human connection. After all, no medium of art would exist without it.
So, when I started hearing from readers who were disappointed that my writing was not accessible to them, I got to thinking I should do something about that. Some people just prefer reading electronically, but others need to. My bias led me to ignore some of the benefits that come from technological advances.
Individuals with vision problems, dyslexia, or physical impairments can benefit from the ability to change fonts, lighting, and the fact that a tablet can be lighter and easier to hold. Someone with limited or no transportation can buy or borrow books from the comfort of his, her, or their own home. And the naturalist in me has always struggled with the dilemma of damaging Mother Nature to produce paper. This has weighed on me so heavily that I only buy notebooks from companies like Decomposition and Karst Stone Paper. Dare I say, I have even gone as far into the modern world as purchasing a Supernote tablet. Don’t worry, it sits right next to my typewriter, I haven’t gone too far over the edge.
After much deliberation, carefully considering some newly realized “pros” instead of focusing on the “cons,” and coming to the understanding that in all aspects of life, those who don’t adapt, die, I finally decided to publish an eBook. Not My Type will be available as an eBook through select distributors, such as Kobo, Hoopla, and Overdrive. At the moment, and since I had the option this time, I decided not to make them available through Kindle nor Apple. For those questioning if I have really adapted, here are my reasons.
I still want people to support their communities and not line the pockets of billionaires. Many people do not have a grasp on the behind-the-scenes world of bookselling. So often, we decide to look at the surface and ignore what lies beneath, often to our detriment. The truth is, and this goes for all small businesses, there isn’t much money to be made as the products trickle down the line. Authors sacrifice profit just to have their work in print. Bookselling is a labor of love. And unless you can churn out a book a minute, get discovered by just the right person, or become a viral TikTok star, becoming a household name is just a pipe dream.
I can’t speak for all authors, but I write because I need to and because if any single line I ever construct can make a difference, then I have done my part in making the world less obnoxious. eBooks are not really for me at the moment, but neither is splitting infinitives and that seems to be pretty popular. I know I cannot stop anyone from enjoying the convenience of same-day shipping (if you don’t live in the boonies like me), but hopefully we can all make the effort to support our communities and neighbors, perhaps not in lieu of, but in addition to our digital dealings.

The brave new world may be connected by fiberoptic cables, but life is connected through flesh, blood, breath, and heartstrings.

Bestseller Mash-Up Round 10

Fire and Fury in the Window: When a woman who lives alone and drinks too much peaks out her window at her new president, she sees something she shouldn’t. Or did she just imagine it? Her world starts to crumble quickly as she tries to separate fact from fake news.

The Shape of the Stranger in the Woods: In Maine, a young man takes to the woods and becomes a hermit living off the land and stealing from his neighbors’ cabins. Shunned by society but enjoying his solitude, his life is changed when a young mute girl finds him and a bond is formed. But the Russians are coming…after all, when aren’t they.

Educated Player One: Desperate to escape her survivalist family, a young girl discovers clues in a virtual reality game that take her on a wild ride through higher education. It’s not all fun and games though, and before long she may just be required to put her survivalist skills to use.

The Astrophysics of Not Giving a F*ck: A superstar blogger gives pointers for surviving the cosmos. With no sugarcoating, he points out that not everyone is a star, even the dinosaurs couldn’t survive the big bang, and sometimes you just have to figure out what to keep in your orbit and what to toss in a black hole.

The Great Black Unicorn: After a Vietnam POW returns home, he make an impulsive decision…to become a comedian. He heads to Alaska with the hope of making people laugh but quickly spirals into a deeper depression. Can he inspire others through the power of laughter or is the joke on him?

Bestseller Mash-Up Round 9

It’s Always Into the Water: Three college roommates share love, hate, and secrets as they grow up and go their own ways. When one dies in spot that has been surrounded by mysterious deaths for centuries, everyone wants to write it off as suicide. Did her husband kill her or was she drawn by some unseen force to take a final swim?

Shattered in Moscow: After a heated election in Russia, the losing candidate is sentenced to house arrest at the Metropol. She looks back at all the moments where her campaign went wrong as the world unfolds just outside her doors. She manages to find the wine cellar and although all the labels have been removed, she can still find a bottle to make her drunk.

Dragon Figures: In 1876, two paleontologists fight over bones in the Wild West. In an attempt to best his rival, one hires three black women to do what neither man can do: think. The three women not only help find bones, but they invent new methods in the field without receiving any notoriety for their work.

Mr. Art of Not Giving a F*ck: Part self-help and part autobiography, this book delves into the life of the infamous Mr. Rochester. Sent away by your father? Who cares? Banished to Jamaica? At least it’s warm. Crazy-ass wife? Get a cute mistress… I mean governess. Life sucks? Just don’t give a f*ck!

Lincoln of the Flower Moon: When a tribe of Indians is targeted for their wealth, the FBI gets called in to handle the case. Still in it’s infancy, the agency does a terrible job and soon the Indian Chief’s young son dies. In purgatory, his son’s spirit soon faces the same turmoil erupting topside. The Chief finds a way to visit his son in the afterlife which gives him answers for his worldly problems and where J. Edgar Hoover can get a good deal on pumps.

What I’m Reading Now

It is a rare time in my life when I have only four books that I am reading at the current moment. This could be because I’ve been working hard at making CDs to sell. (Shameless plug here and here.) Or, it could be because I have been hard at work writing my own book(s). Either way, it’s been a while since I have given you a mash-up of any variety so I figured I’d offer up what would happen if all four books were one. Makes for an interesting story.

The Outlanders of Burning Bear and Landing Nightingale

A British Army nurse survives the war to be reunited with her bisexual Russian gymnast lover. The two take to the Scottish countryside for a much needed vacation. After they quarrel about the nurse’s biphobia, the gymnast wanders off discovering an ancient stone circle which sends her into an apocalyptic world with the undead.

Feeling terrible, the nurse sets off to find her lover. She stumbles upon the same stones but gets sent back to 14th century Russia and a village on the edge of wilderness. Wishing she had her lover there to translate, she pieces together that the village is having a string of bad luck and winter will soon be upon them. The priest who has just arrived encourages the village to give up their old ways and embrace his. One girl defies him though and the nurse realizes she too is shunned for being an outsider. With the nurse’s help, the girl embraces power from deep within to save her village and possibly send the nurse home.

Meanwhile, our Russian gymnast finds herself in a world that has been run by the dead for too long. Even more dangerous is the fact that some of the dead, have decided they want to live again. She meets an interesting couple, one living and one split between life and death, who have decided to take on a powerful force looking to usurp what’s left of civilization. The group sets off in the hope to discover who is in charge of this evil entity and if they have the capability to send the gymnast home.

Will both women conquer evil centuries apart? Will these two star-crossed lovers ever find their way back into each others arms? Only time will tell.

 

If any of this sounded interesting to you, check out these books:

Outlander by Diana Gabaldon

The Burning World by Isaac Marion

The Bear and the Nightingale by Katherine Arden

Stuck Landing by Lauren Gallagher

Devour

I devour the words

as they pass by my eyes

my hunger never appeased,

my hunger never dies.

With one book down

and so many to go

I am starving for knowledge

of what I don’t already know.

Feast and never famine

is the way it should be

with a book always in hand

the soul can forever be free.

© Autumn Siders 2016

Bestseller Mash-Up Round 8

A Man Called Hamilton: A curmudgeon is hated by his town and country for his radical ideas, but saved by a cat after his neighbors crash into his mail box. Full of duels, politics, and stray cats this story will change the way you view the world.

The Little Paris Sympathizer: A French bookseller finally reads a letter left by his departed true love and he sets off on a trip to find answers. With the help of an Italian chef and a writer suffering from writer’s block, he discovers that his one true love was a undercover communist agent during the fall of the South Vietnamese government. Nobody’s perfect.

Valiant Girls: During the American Revolution, a girl falls into a cult and betrays not only her budding nation, but the commander who loved her best. As she falls deeper into the excitement of the cult, she comes closer to violence as she helps a nation realize the real danger comes from within.

Harry Potter and the End of Watch: After putting a dangerous serial killer in a vegetative state for five years, an aging employee of the Ministry of Magic must come to terms with his past which now puts his son in danger. When that killer awakes, all bets are off for muggles.

Grint: The Curious Science of Perseverance: Researching the science behind fashion, weapons, and tools used in war, a psychologist notes that what really drives people has nothing to do with I.Q. and everything to do with passion and perseverance. She also notes that war should be avoided and camo will never go out of style.

Self-Titled

A softball buddy told me she was going to be writing a book about me. I think she was joking, but maybe not. I am not sure if I should be worried, but the least I can do is help her out with a title. You may have heard not to judge a book by its cover, but I think you can completely judge it by its title. So here are some suggestions I have for her if she is being serious.

The Leaves Have Fallen: A Biography of Autumn

Heartless is the Way to Be: How to Rid Yourself of Emotions

I’m Out: The Memoirs of a Part-Time Lesbian First Basewoman

I Am Laughing on the Inside: Resting Bitch Face and More

Book Slut: Tales from Between the Covers

Don’t Shoot Until You See Their Bloodshot Eyes: Tales of a Revolutionary Zombie Hunter

No puedo parar la música en mi cabeza: Una memoria

Lights Out: My Love of Fighting in the Dark

I Write: Anything You Say or Do Can and Will Be Used Against You

Scratch: How I Taught My Cat to Play Pool

These are merely some suggestions since I don’t know what direction her book will take. But, I think I am eager to read it.