In honor of the upcoming nuptials (tomorrow!!!!) of my two good friends, I figured what better way to celebrate marriage than give a few examples of couples that may not work, but would be quite funny if they were married. That’s kind of how I feel about my friends…;)

Donald Trump and Selena Quintanilla: Together these two would have been a business powerhouse. Selena surely has some great ideas of her own, like mixing friendship and business and Trump has such a great working relationship with Latinos now. This is a marriage bound to succeed! The best thing is Selena might still be alive because Trump would most likely have deported her friend before she ever had the chance to rip her off and kill her.

Rush Limbaugh and Rachel Maddow: Two great people who bring us the news every day. They say opposites attract and with this couple we might actually get both sides of the story. But let’s face it, we all know who has the morals in this relationship 4 marriages are better than 1, right?

Edgar Allan Poe and Charlie Sheen: This is a marriage that would last based on the sole love of alcohol. Everyone needs a drinking buddy and who better than your soul mate? The best thing about these two is where they differ. While they both keep late hours, one thinks he hears a raven and the other thinks he is a raven.

Jerry Bruckheimer and Carrie Underwood: He was just a city boy, born and raised in north Detroit and she just a small town girl, livin’ in a lonely world who took the midnight train right to American Idol. Hey, if these two could fall in love, then we can’t stop believin’.