A good dog sits patiently at my feet;
those puppy dog eyes make me weak
as you remain ever hopeful for a treat.
Alas, today you do not find what you seek.
A good dog sits patiently at my feet;
those puppy dog eyes make me weak
as you remain ever hopeful for a treat.
Alas, today you do not find what you seek.
A birthday isn’t about what you get,
but rather, about what you’ve got.
Each year my friends and family
remind me that I’ve got quite a lot.
So with one more year gone by I say thanks,
to those who in my heart, will always have a spot.
In the space between love and hate,
there exists a far worse fate.
Indifference lacks what love can create
and breaks the heart more often than hate.
Kindness has become an art,
albeit practiced by only a few,
in which one must perform a task
for all the world to view.
Kindness, to me, is an act
accomplished out of the blue
not because it makes one look good,
but because it’s the right thing to do.
I have been to India, Africa, and Middle Earth.
I have traveled the world and seen it’s worth.
I have been to 1899, and some version of 1984.
I have seen many cultures and their ancient lore.
I have seen it all, in times of war and in times of peace.
I have searched for the Holy Grail and the Golden Fleece.
I have seen the hero win as well as the crook.
You too can see it all, just open a book.
The demon sits across the way,
in a smoke-filled room
and he tempts me to say
all the secrets that loom.
He pokes and prods
and insists that he knows best.
One slips out and he applauds
and with that clever grin, he knows the rest.
The secrets pour out one by one
and the smoke-filled room begins to clear
and it’s obvious there is no where to run
because that demon is just a mirror.
If the world ended tomorrow,
would you be content with what you’ve done?
With no time left to borrow,
can you honestly say it’s been fun?
Instead of leaving this place in sorrow,
could you leave on a ray of sun?
There is always the threat of no tomorrow,
so live each day like it’s your last one.
These folks always ask,
“do you know how lucky you must be?
There are cats who have no home
and would love a warm bed and company.”
Luck’s got nothing to do with it, I say.
While I may have a place to lay my head,
what they seem to miss is with my presence,
they are the ones with the luck instead.
There are many a scholar
who still pay dollar after dollar
and seek the fullest knowledge
they can gain from their college.
While it’s certainly a wonderful notion
to have one’s education as a devotion,
there is only so much that money can buy
and the rest must be learned on the fly.
For all those eternal students, where is the sense
in collecting debt while living with their parents?
Well it doesn’t take a college degree to see
there is no better price for rent than free.
I ain’t and you ain’t killed anyone,
that’s murder in the first and second degree.
I have not killed no one,
is filled with double negativity.
To boldly go where no man has before,
can lead to a split sentence if the judge sees fit.
To go boldly where no man has before.
That is better, but still not a place for a preposition to sit.
She can’t love you like me,
Sounds like a love triangle in the works.
She can’t love you like I,
Ah, the love triangle is reversed.
These are the laws that were put into place
to protect the English language from disgrace.
You can choose to follow them or rebel,
But if your choice is the latter, you will look stupid as well.