Shake up Shakespeare with this humorous tale of the human reproductive system. You may know the story of “two star-crossed lovers,” but you haven’t heard a “tale of more woe, than this of Juliegg and her Spermeo.” Characters from several different works by the Bard come together in this play that is not only witty, but educational. If you have ever wanted to know more about how babies are made (or not made), there is no better way to learn than through tragic characters and iambic pentameter. This is a tale, truly older than time! *Bonus material from Emilita!*
Tag: Poetry
Marked
© Autumn Siders 2020
Man V. Nature
Man killed by man
and no one bats an eye.
Instead, he wipes a tear
while innovating fresh ways to die.
Man starves alone
and everyone turns an eye.
One man’s despair
is another man’s high.
Man faces Her
and it opens up his eyes
as Mother Nature levels
all mankind’s lies.
© Autumn Siders 2020
Bullet Proof
This stain won’t ever come out;
once it sets, there’s no hope.
One second it wasn’t there,
then the next it was
like one second you were
and now you’re not.
That soul will never return;
once that light dies, there’s no hope.
Thoughts and prayers,
vacant stares,
tears enough to fill
the drying seas
and
still
no
hope.
This hate will never end;
once it sets, there’s no hope.
How could you look her in the eyes?
How were you prepared to die?
How did you find the strength
to pull it?
The answer is clear
hate is alive;
the proof is in the bullet.
© Autumn Siders 2019
Congratulations, Lauren and Jon!
Whatever it is
that makes two hearts
beat as one.
Whatever it is
that turns the greyest days
to sun.
Whatever it is
that makes you both feel
the way you do.
Whatever it is
that lets you know this love
is true.
Whatever it is,
hold it tight.
Whatever it is,
embrace the light.
Whatever it is,
you know it’s right.
© Autumn Siders 2019
What is Pride?
What is pride?
Is it the opposite of shame?
Is it living with yourself
and not distributing blame?
Do you wake up in the morning
and love the one you see
staring back from the mirror
yearning to be free?
Is it the smile on your face
or the gesture small or grand?
Is it the love for self
and the love for fellow man?
One thing I can see
is that it’s not parades and flags;
it’s also not some white men
complaining about those fags.
It’s what is in your soul
and the product you create.
It’s in the love you give,
but it’s never in the hate.
© Autumn Siders 2019
Congratulations, Doug and Kerry!
Love is not a grand gesture,
but a million little things:
a cup in the morning,
a glass at night,
and eternity held in two little rings.
One moment changes all.
Two hearts in love will stay.
Three words spoken in just one look.
Forever after, begins today.
© Autumn Siders 2019
Earthquake
Plates shift
and the earth trembles.
Cracks split
and my cool crumbles.
Molten lava
bubbles just below.
Well, damn,
all you said was, “hello.”
©Autumn Siders 2019
2086
A voice in the wind,
carries your soul straight to mine;
now, we are complete.
© Autumn Siders 2019
Backdrop
Lights fly by
sixty miles per hour
against a darkened sky;
a city filled with towers
and bustling lives
roam the broken streets,
wind cuts like knives,
rain comes down in sheets.
Each pair of feet
has a tale to tell
and each smile you meet
has been through hell.

