Pros and Cons

There are two sides to every coin. There is a balance in nature. Every Yin has a Yang. Therefore, I have compiled a list of pros and cons for my life.

Cons	Pros
My cat scratched and hissed at me.	At least she was paying attention to me.
I have almost finished reading a really good book.	I will start reading a really good book.
My new shoes hurt my feet.	My new shoes make it capable to kill ants.
I am broke.	I am the same level of broke that I was last month at this time.
I got busted by the cops.	It was only while playing Grand Theft Auto.